CRITICAL INFORMATION | |
Porn Name: | Peanut von Scheller |
Favorite Sound: | Black Sabbath's stereo imaging |
Favorite State: | Disrepair |
Favorite Gas: | Flying J regular unleaded |
Turn Ons: | An urgent need to have them |
Turn Offs: | An inability to control them |
Things I Don't Understand: | Words beginning with 'emo' |
Ideal Date: | February 30th |
Blanket Statement: | 'Throw a handful of sand in there.' |
Favorite Product Not Available In Any Store: | Ronco Door Saver |
Favorite Porn Movie Title: | Shaving Ryan's Privates |
Favorite Fictitious Band Name: | Anus the Menace |